The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Odi.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Daddy or Odi?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as an Odi.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The Odi Of A New Generation.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Mum has Gone to Odi.

6. To someone you dislike?
They are Yummy For Your Odi.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Odi, Take Me Away.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Schhh... You Know Odi. (LoL! That works!)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Stop. Go. Odi.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Odi Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Wear Odi.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Odi: The Other White Meat.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
My Anti-Drug is Odi. (D'aww...)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Pure Odi.

15. Your last words before you die...
Oh Hungry? Oh Odi.

16. Your message to a special someone..
We are Serious About Odi.

17. Title of this post will be..
Odi Just Feels Right.

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